CAPTAIN AMERICA DUDE
OH MY GOD
I LOVE YOU
YOU ARE AWESOME
OH MY GOD WHY DO I NOT MEET PEOPLE LIKE THIS IRL
When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
i haven’t seen your face in ages